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DONKEY CON pixel-art splash screen with Trump holding a hammer, dodging oil barrels thrown by a donkey on the way to a voting booth
LATEST HEADLINE

Feeling Blue

“If I would have voted, things would be different,” Trump insists.

US POLITICS

Now play DONKEY CON! Dodge the donkey’s oil barrels, grab a hammer, and help Trumpy finally reach the voting booth.

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Yesterday’s News. Still Playable.

Pixel Hockey: The Shootout pixel-art team select screen with Edmonton Oilers #97 and New Jersey Devils #86 in a hockey arena
SPORTS

NHL Introduces New Shootout Format That Finally Lets Fans Take the Shots

Oilers and Devils Face Off in 8-Bit Showdown as League Discovers Hockey Is More Fun When You're Holding the Controller.

Pixel Hockey: The Shootout

Forget overtime. Forget the playoffs. In Pixel Hockey: The Shootout, fans can choose Edmonton's #97 or New Jersey's #86, line up their shots, and attempt to beat the opposing goalie. Five shots, one winner, and absolutely no need to know how to skate. Play now at thetimesofpixel.com

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Kung Fu Congress pixel-art splash screen with a red elephant and a blue donkey in kung fu stances on the Capitol lawn
US POLITICS

Midterm Mayhem: Donkey and Elephant Agree to Settle Differences Without a Single Debate

Kung Fu Congress

With political tensions reaching a boiling point, both parties have agreed to abandon the talking points and settle their differences the old-fashioned way: with punches, kicks, and a final showdown in the Oval Office.

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Pixel Hoops pixel-art full-court basketball finals splash screen
SPORTS

WNBA Finals Conclude in Thrilling Game 7. Millions Shocked to Learn There Were Six Previous Games.

Pixel Hoops

Now it's your turn to hit the court. See if you can do any better. At least this time, someone will be watching.

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NYPD: CATCH & RELEASE pixel-art splash screen with a police officer, an open jail gate and burglars running through New York
US POLITICS

Think You Can Catch Criminals Faster Than Letitia James Can Release Them? Play CATCH & RELEASE!

NYPD: CATCH & RELEASE

🎮 NYPD: CATCH & RELEASE You catch 'em. You cuff 'em. You lock 'em up. Tish lets 'em out. Repeat.

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DeDunking the Myths! pixel-art carnival dunk tank showdown
US POLITICS

Election Season Is Heating Up. Time to Cool Down the Talking Heads.

Democrats are furious. Republicans are furious. And the podcasters just won't stop talking.

DeDunking the Myths!

🎮 DeDunking the Myths! Take aim at Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly. Hit the target, make a splash, and release some election season frustration! Four talking heads. One dunk tank. Let the water do the talking. 💦 🎯 Play now at www.thetimesofpixel.com

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MAN OVERBOARD! pixel-art splash screen with a sailboat rescuing passengers, a tugboat, driftwood and a shark between North Africa and Europe
WORLD NEWS

Rescue the Migrants. Unlock a Free Tugboat Ride to Europe.

MAN OVERBOARD!

🎮 MAN OVERBOARD! — Five passengers. One tiny boat. Tow service included.

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