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Louis Vuitton bags may be next as France struggles to meet protesters' growing demands.
WORLD NEWS
In a bold attempt to restore peace to the streets of Paris, President Macron has proposed a revolutionary solution: Free iPhones for everyone. Unfortunately, there's just one problem... The Apple Store is on the other side of the police barricades. 🎮 PLAY iRIOT Because peace is just an iPhone away.
Trump Promises Lower Gas Prices. Now He Just Has to Find the Oil.
Drill to Drill
Grab your pickaxe, dig beneath rural America, dodge pink-haired monsters, and push that black gold into the oil rig! 🇺🇸 Remember the good ol’ fraggin’ days? They're here again! 🎮 Play now — because energy independence isn't going to dig itself!
Bomb the Strait
Gas prices too high? Take control of a stealth bomber, dodge enemy fire, and reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Because apparently, world energy security is now your problem. 🎮
Ilhan Omar Must Break Into FBI Headquarters To Retrieve Six Classified Documents Before Her Husband Can Pick Her Up
Just Married: Escape
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts are calling the most romantic federal security breach in history, Rep. Ilhan Omar has embarked on a daring midnight mission to retrieve six top-secret documents from FBI headquarters.
Two Presidents. Two Pistols. One Cactus.
Vladi vs. Volo
Needing a big win before the midterms, Trump has replaced peace talks with an old-fashioned Mexican standoff between Putin and Zelensky. Pick your PM, dodge the ricochets, and settle world affairs in five hits. Whoever wins, Trump takes the credit. 🎮 Choose your character. Create world peace. Try not to shoot the cactus. Works best on desktop.
Catch 61
Move Bibi left and right, catch the falling votes, and see if you can reach 61 seats. If only getting votes were this easy…
Paris 2026
A little shopping. A little chaos. Collect five colorful pocketbooks, dodge the French police, and try not to get burned. Paris is always a good idea… apparently.